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McCain Attack Against Obama Conjures, OMG…Britney and Paris

By Art Harris, (c) www.artharris.com, all rights reserved

Talk about celebrity backlash: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton…used in a brilliantly devious attempt to smear Sen. Barack Obama? Without even a hint of a sexual pecadillo, or loco-weed.

Bo-ring! Read the rest of this entry »

Anti-Drug Crusaders Linell and Robert Shapiro 

By Art Harris, (c), www.artharris.com, all rights reserved

LOS ANGELES, Ca.–Any other night, the boulevards of Beverly Hills near the A list, celebrity fundraiser might be almost as dangerous as the streets of Baghdad. No snipers or IEDs, just the next star DUI waiting to be caught, Hollywood’s young and restless with a buzz on, feeling bullet-proof behind Maseratis, Vipers, Mercedes, Bentleys, or some pricey exotica aimed down mountain curves off Mullholland Drive.

But the streets were safer on a recent Saturday night in LA, designated Sober Night, 2008, by Los Angeles attorney Robert Shapiro, and his wife, Linell, who three years ago cranked up a drug awareness foundation in memory of their son, Brent, dead at 24 from an accidental overdose…among some 250,000 victims a year taken out by the ruthless sniper of pop culture, addiction.

Now, with American troops remembered on Memorial Day, many overtaxed emotionally after two and three tours in Iraq, how many will join the casualties back home? While the VA is rallying its troops, there are civilians on patrol, too, parents like the Shapiros, who mourn losses on the homefront, and channel their grief in an attempt to save others. Read the rest of this entry »

Britney Spears in Better Days–Glowing Mama As Bazaar Cover Girl

By Bald Truth Staff, (c), www.artharris.com, all rights reserved

Hollywood breeds a dangerous breed of pilot fish, who cruise the ocean bottoms, hunting their next free ride, looking to attach to the $oft, vulnerable underbelly of any star they can suck up to, coasting unnoticed until the game is exposed, the Big Fish dies…or some lifesaver rips the golddiggers of the deep off their perch.

Jamie Spears, Britney’s father, has called it out, a stern-faced good old boy who has earned a shot at the lead in Walking Tall III, riding into town, big stick in hand, just in time to clean up and take names, yanking the pilot fish off their prize, just maybe saving his daughter’s life, and insuring his grandchildren keep their mother. Read the rest of this entry »

By John Nazarian, Bald Truth Special Correspondent, (c) Desperate Exes.com

This morning I was in LA Superior, Department 88 on another matter, and who should be waiting outside the courthouse? Media, and lots of them! It was all there, more attention for the Britster than for Anthony Pellicano down the street, even though the young lady under the court’s and the cameras’ scrutiny didn’t grace us with her actual presence today.

Go figure! I guess everyone wants to be there for the “crash and burn.” Well, pretty soon Mark Kaplan showed up with Mr. Federline! Federline should reconsider his dress for court. He had a black suit and an unbuttoned, semi-pressed white shirt. I have seen better dressed indigents being prepared for burial than what this guy looked like, and the hair! He is not a bad-looking kid, but it would appear that he is lacking something…? Oh, I know…CHARACTER! Read the rest of this entry »